Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only
- Album ID:
- J-042(a)
- Format:
- Audio CD
- Publisher:
- Jewish Housewives
- Language:
- English
- Provenance:
- Purchase Jewish Museum, NY 2008
- Genre:
- Parodies/Religious
- Where produced:
- USA
- Number of tracks:
- 13
- Additional notes:
- A Project of Made in Heaven Shidduch Office
Contents
I Will Survive
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: I Will Survive
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38328
- First line:
- at first I was afraid, I was petrafied, to think that I could make it with no
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:13
Cholent
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Don't Blame it on the Boogie
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38329
- First line:
- My husbands always eating, and that's not such a good think, cuz he has indigest
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:24
Shabbos Queen
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Dancing Queen
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38330
- First line:
- Is it time? You have wine? Look how the silver shines, see the likht, welcome
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:35
Jewish Mother's Heart
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Achy-Breaky heart
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38331
- First line:
- My daughter on the shelf, she has to get married come what may, she must evacuat
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 2:23
My Way
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: My way
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38332
- First line:
- my heels are high but im holding on, this sidduch might be the one,
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:36
My Heels are High
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: The Tide is High
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38333
- First line:
- And now, my husband dear, my feelings deep, I must express, I'd even shed a tear
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 4:34
Stand by your Man
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Stand by Your Man
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38334
- First line:
- Sometimes it's hard to be a woman, covering each and every hair, you'll have tzn
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 2:56
Shaming Me Softly
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Killing me Softly
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38335
- First line:
- Causing me pain with his mussar, changing my life with his words, shamming me
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 2:58
The Sheitel Makher
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: copacabana
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38336
- First line:
- her name was razel, she wore a shatiel, she was new with purchased hair.
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:18
Fix It Shaindy
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38337
- First line:
- oy, oh shaindy shaindy, how how was I supposed to know?
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:05
Shabbos Goy
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38338
- First line:
- She was a girl, she wore a wig, it couldn't get any more obvious
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:24
Bubby's Girl
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of: Barbie World by Aqua
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38339
- First line:
- I'm my bubby's girl, in my bubby's world, her sofa's plastic, it's fantastic,
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:07
Recipe
- Additional song notes:
- Parody of:Tradgedy by the Bee Gees
- On album:
- J-042(a) (Jewish Housewives / Fabnulously Funny Songs for the Frum Woman/For Ladies Only)
- Track ID:
- 38340
- Artist:
- Hermes, Marion
- First line:
- Here I stand, lost and lonely, In my home, have no time, confused and dazed
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 2:44