The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת
- Album ID:
- K-076(a)
- Format:
- Audio CD
- Publisher:
- Lepptone ltcd-004 (CD)
- Date of issuance:
- 1995
- Language:
- English
- Where produced:
- Kalamazoo, MI
- Number of tracks:
- 18
Contents
Freylekh Hashishi (Instr) — פֿרײלעך השישי (אינסטר)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24622
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Track comment:
- Familiar Klezmer Melody
- Style:
- Klezmer/Instrumental
- Length:
- 2:08
Planet Of The Apes Polka
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty/Irony
- Subject:
- Monkeys/Man/Civilization
- Origin:
- CD K-76(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24623
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- A spacecraft falls out of the sky, the clocks are wrong...
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:20
Private Oy (Deli Dectective)
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Subject:
- Occupation/Counterman/Delicatessen/Food/Line
- Origin:
- CD K-76(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24624
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- Deli dectective, he's on the case, if you steal a bagel...
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:22
Makhar — מחר
- Author:
- Shemer, Naomi — שמר, נעמי
- Composer:
- Shemer, Naomi — שמר, נעמי
- Genre:
- Israeli
- Subject:
- Peace/Hope/Future
- Origin:
- Bekol Ram 145
- Transliteration:
- Bekol Ram 145
- Translation:
- Bekol Ram 145
- Music:
- Bekol Ram 145
- Additional song notes:
- "Tomorrow"
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24625
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Style:
- Instrumental
- Length:
- 1:36
BunzuvStiel Polka
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humorous
- Subject:
- Exercise/Muscle/Buns/Body/Condition
- Origin:
- CD K-76(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24627
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- The other night my wife came in from working out down at...
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 5:53
Pischu Li Fast — פּתחוּ לי (שנעל)
- Genre:
- Instrumental
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24628
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Style:
- Instrumental
- Length:
- 2:52
Pischu Li Slow — פּתחוּ לי (פּאַמעלעך)
- Genre:
- Instrumental
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24629
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Style:
- Instrumental
- Length:
- 2:53
Death Takes An Ibuprofen
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Subject:
- Health/Cures/Medications/Aging/Eternal Life/Death
- Origin:
- CD K-076(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24630
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- Population hits a high, more are having longer lives,
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:31
Get Maj
- Composer:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Additional song notes:
- Written by Smith when he was 16 years old. Maj was the name of his sister's dog - See Ephemera 717
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24631
- Vocal:
- Vercoutere, Mary
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- Whatya think your soaking in?
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:23
Underdog
- Author:
- Biggers, W. W.
- Composer:
- Biggers, W. W.
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Subject:
- Television Cartoon
- Additional song notes:
- Theme of television cartoon "Underdog" circo 1960's
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24632
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- There's no need to fear, underdog is here!
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 1:15
Freylekh Harishon (Instr) — פֿרײלעך הרשן (אינסטר)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24633
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- There's no need to fear, underdog is here!
- Track comment:
- Beleive this is a sher
- Style:
- Klezmer/Instrumental
- Length:
- 2:15
Wall Mart Polka
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Subject:
- Competition/Chains/Independents/Conformity
- Origin:
- CD K-076(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24634
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- All the towns are building store malls by the score,
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:38
Russian Waltz (Instr) — רוסישע װאַלז (אינסטר)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24635
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Style:
- Instrumental
- Length:
- 3:32
Mr Right
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty/Political
- Subject:
- Radio/Talkshow/Right Wing/Liberals/Constitution
- Origin:
- CD 76 (a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24636
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- Turn up your AM radio and listen, I'm on the warpoath...
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:14
Stray Katz (Instr, Makhar) — מחר (אינסט)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24637
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Track comment:
- Familiar modern khasidic
- Style:
- Instrumental
- Length:
- 1:57
Talkshow
- Author:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Composer:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Subject:
- Time/Television/Interview
- Origin:
- CD G-076(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24638
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- First line:
- I find myself engulfed, entwined every afternoon,
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 3:35
Hey! Lordy Mambo
- Author:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Composer:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Genre:
- Novelty
- Subject:
- Mambo/Rhythm
- Origin:
- CD 76(a)
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24639
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion/Vocal:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano, Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion/Backing Vocal:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- First line:
- I say hey lordy mambo, listen to my rhythm combo,
- Language:
- English
- Length:
- 5:24
Sher — שער
- Also known as:
- Rusishe Sher
- Also known as:
- Rusisher Sher
- Also known as:
- Russian Sher
- Also known as:
- Sher, Rushisher
- Also known as:
- Sher, Russian
- Also known as:
- Galician Sher
- Also known as:
- Sher, Galacian
- Also known as:
- Sher, Galitsianer
- Also known as:
- Galitsianer Sher
- Also known as:
- Russian Scissors
- Composer:
- Schwartz, Abe — שװאַרץ, אײב
- Genre:
- Dance
- On album:
- K-076(a) (The Kabalas Martinis and Bagels — הקבלוֹת)
- Track ID:
- 24640
- Trap Set/Frame Drum/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Dick, Joel ("Mr")
- Artist:
- Kabalas — הקבלוֹת
- Accordion/Bongos/Guitar/Auxiliiary Percussion:
- Morschhauser, Scott
- Saxaphone, Soprano and Tenor/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Smith, Neal ("Nervous")
- Accordion/Auxiliary Percussion:
- Wolf, Barry (the Wolfman")
- Style:
- Instrumental
- Length:
- 4:21