Name:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha

Tracks with this artist

I'm Sorry, It's Yom Kippur

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Repentance/Yom Kippur/Homosexuality
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38125
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
I'm sorry I though you were ignorant, because you are a hettera, im sorry...
Length:
3:29

Tranny Chaser

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Transexuality/ how hard to be a tranny
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38127
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
you are a tranny chaser and you want to fuck us all, cuz were so fem or masculin
Length:
2:35

I'll Be Your Maccabee

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Hannukah/Brooklyn/Transexuality
Additional song notes:
Refferences Meldoy from "Mao Tzur"
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38128
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
if you will be be my shabbos goy I'll be your maccabee, come and taste my matzoh
Length:
1:30

Pharoh/Moses Slash

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Egypt/Sex
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38129
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
Pharoh said to Moses, i really like your staff, Moses said to pharoh, ill split.
Length:
1:42

Super Transsexual Bros.

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Transexual Struggle/G.I.D(Gender identity disorder)
Additional song notes:
Refferenes Mario Bros. Video games
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38130
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
When i look at all the papers to change my name, so much small print on the page
Length:
2:51

I <3 Str9 Men (Butt Not 4 Sex)

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
FTM(female to men)/fetish/sex/gay/homo
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38131
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
His profile says he's straight, but he wants an F-to-M to date, I am so perplexe
Length:
2:05

The Mohel Song

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Schmekel/testosterone shots/grow a penis/cut it
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38132
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
After my first shot of testosterone, only two weeks and my shmeki had grown,
First line:
now i have a forskin and i am a jew, i called up my rabbi and asked what to do
Length:
1:36

Fondle the TSA Agent

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Airport/Fantasising about strangers/sex/transexual
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38133
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
I was promised heavy petting, all the way to JFK i was shvitzing and ....
Length:
2:12

Sex With Pans — סקס מיט פאַנס

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
Gender queer/ Pan-Sexual
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38134
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
I posted on criaglist casual encounters, i'm looking for an anus mounter...
Length:
3:17

Surgical Drains

Genre:
Pop/Humor/Queer
Subject:
hannukah/breasts removal/transexual
On album:
S-197(a) (Schmekel 100% TransJews/Queers On Rye)
Track ID:
38135
Guitar/vocals:
Kahn, Lucian
keys/vocals:
Riot, Ricky
bass/yelling:
Schwartz, Nogga
drums:
Halpert-Hason, Simcha
First line:
On the first night of my 13th channukah, grandma pearly gave me my first push-up
Length:
3:39