What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum
- Album ID:
- U-008(a)
- Format:
- Audio CD
- Publisher:
- What I Like About Jew WILA 001
- Playing time:
- 46:07
- Language:
- English
- Provenance:
- Gift of Robert & Molly Freedman, Purchase from Virtual Voices, July 2008
- Genre:
- Humorous/Novelty/Scatalogical/Shund/Ribald
- Where produced:
- USA
- Number of tracks:
- 18
- Related information in folder 1101:
- Comments:
- 1. Text of the Songs on the Album U-008(b)
Hot Jewish Chicks
They Tried To Kill Us (We We Survived, Let's Eat)
Jews For Jesus
A Little Off The Top
Jews Jews Jews
Jdate
Today I Am A Man
I'm Better Looking (Than The Guy You're Going Out With)
Taller Than Jesus
The Porno Made Me Do It
Reuben The Hooked-Nose Reindeer
Hanukah With Monica
(It,s Good To Be) A Jew At Christmas
Contents
They Tried to Kill Us (We Survived Let's Eat)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Rhumba/Parody
- Subject:
- Persecution/Survival/Farrakhan/Plagues/MemoryPharoh/Hitler
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/ Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36292
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guiter/Bass/Banjo/Melodica:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Audiences NYC, Murrieta & Monrovia, CA
- First line:
- We were slaves to pharoh in Egypt, the year was 1492, Hitler had just invaded...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rhumba/Latin
- Length:
- 2:59
Jews For Jesus
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Novelty/Militant/Bawdy/Raunchy
- Subject:
- Conversion/Turncoat/Traitor/Violence/Rage
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36293
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- First line:
- I've never been the most observant Jew, after my bar mitvah I was through,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 4:13
A Little Off the Top, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Ribald/Humorous/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Circumcision/Penis/Hands
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36294
- Vocal:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- Listen you really don't need to worry, I've performed thousands of circumcisions
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Novelty/Spoken Word
- Length:
- 2:42
ALittle Off The Top
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Humorous/Ribald/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Penis/Circumcision/Care/Experience/Glans
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36295
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Vocal:
- Babcock, Audrey
- Horn Arrangement/Sax/Flute/Penny Whistle:
- McGinnis, Mike
- Trumpet/Trombone:
- Garchik, Jacob
- First line:
- Just a little off the top, that's all, that's all, a little off the top,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- PopNovelty
- Length:
- 2:46
Jews Jews Jews
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Satire/Ribald/Humor
- Subject:
- Sterotypes/Freud/Materiality/Blood Libel/Bankers/Songwriters
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36296
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- First line:
- Jews are circumcised & that's why we're under-sized, but a girl with a ten carat
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rock
- Length:
- 3:41
Jdate
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humor/Satire/Ribald
- Subject:
- Single/Dating/Conversation/Appearance
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36297
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Artist:
- A Shtetl Wedding Ensemble
- Drum:
- Kennedy, Miles
- First line:
- So you're living in the city and you're still single & you're looking for a...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Hard Rock
- Length:
- 3:33
Hot Jewish Chicks
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Ribald/Humorous/Bawdy/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Women/Jewish/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36290
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Sax/Horn Arrangement:
- McGinnis, Mike
- Bass:
- Chatzky, Jeremy
- Piano:
- Yazbek, David
- First line:
- There's a Roxy looking Foxy in a mink, there's a Becky Tishman giving me a wink,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Swing
- Length:
- 3:33
They Tried To Kill Us, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Parody/Humor
- Subject:
- Hebrew School/Teacher
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36291
- Vocal:
- Shelly, Gabriella
- First line:
- Class, settle down, Rob and Shawn are going to deliver their report on Passover.
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Spoken Word
- Length:
- 0:19
It's Good To Be A Jew At Christmas
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Parody
- Subject:
- Christmas/Identity/Food/Hanukah/Comparison
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36307
- Vocal/Glock/Mouth Trumpet:
- Altman, Sean
- Drums:
- Kennedy, Miles
- Guitar:
- Caffrey, Mike
- First line:
- I've never known the giddy joys of other Christmas girls and boys, I never sat..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Parody/Fox Trot
- Length:
- 2:03
Today I Am A Man (Altman)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Humor/Bawdy/Raunchy/Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Presents/Adolescence/Ritual/Pubic Hairs/Suit/Family/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36298
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Bass/Banjo/Drums:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- First line:
- I've got two pubic hairs and a three piece suit-today I am a man, I'm getting...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:56
I'm Better Looking...
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Appearance/Attranction/Comparisons
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36299
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Backup Vocal:
- Ezbiznsky, Lisa
- Backup Vocal:
- Kamali, Peter
- Keyboard:
- Pieck, Mike
- First line:
- I'm better looking than the guy you're going out with, I'm inches taller than...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:48
Taller Than Jesus
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Jesus/Appearance/Height/Miracles/Light Bulb/Basketball
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36300
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Drums:
- Golden, Bob
- Bass:
- Hemphill, Buster
- Guitar:
- Maile, Julian
- Vocal:
- Jenn's Audience
- First line:
- I'm not bragging - don't mean to blaspheme, but Jesus was a short dude...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 4:14
The Porno Made Me Do It, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Noveltyt/Humor/Spoken Word/Kvetching
- Subject:
- Pornography/Attraction/Pornographer/Repulsion
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36301
- Vocal/Kvetcher:
- Goldstein, Al
- First line:
- What the hell, it's always the same thing, everybody likes pornography,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Spoken Word/Kvetching
- Length:
- 0:29
The Porno Made Me Do It
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy/Humorous/Vulgqr/Blasphemous
- Subject:
- Pornography/Excuse/Involuntary/Violence/Confession/God
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36302
- Synth/drum Programming:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- I was walking down the swtreet, thinking 'bout a vacation, I was on my way home,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rock
- Length:
- 3:44
Reuben The Hooked-Nosed Reindeer, Intro
- Genre:
- Novelty/Pop
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36303
- First line:
- Sing along, sing along, happy holiday, there's a song, there's a song coming...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 0:11
Reuben The Hooked-Nosed Reindeer
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Reindeer/Semitic/Stereotype/Servitude
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36304
- Vocal/Guitar/Glock:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Detro, Matt
- First line:
- In all the songs of Christmas, passed down from days of old, the tale of the...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:31
Hanukah With Monica
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humor/Raunchy/Bawdy/Vulger/Satirical
- Subject:
- Monica Lewinsky/President/Cigar/Oval Office/Dress
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36305
- Vocal/Glock/Mouth Trumpet/Drum Programming:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- The underwear she wore was so erotica, she liked to serve 'cause she was...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Swing
- Length:
- 2:33
It's Good To Be A Jew At Chrstmas, Intro
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Spoken Word
- Subject:
- Family/Song/Singing/Chanukah
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36306
- First line:
- There's nothing like singing together for good old family fun, get into the...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 0:09