Name:
Texas Jewboys

Tracks with this artist

Asshole From El Paso (Video)

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Jacobs, Ken "Snakebite"
Author:
Chavin, Chinga (Prob. Pseudonym).
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Satire/El Paso/Status Quo/Prejudice/Virgins/Mexicans/Morals
Additional song notes:
Sometimes listed as "Arsehole."
On album:
VO120
Track ID:
35225
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Artist:
Texas Jewboys
Member Texas Jewboys:
Shelby, Jeff "Jewford"
Vocal/Member Texas Jewboys:
Sloman, Larry ("Washington Ratso")
First line:
We don't have no lovin's in El Paso, we don't go to porno picture shows
Language:
English
Style:
Concert/Country

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven...(Video)

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Composer:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Humor/Women's Liberation/Male Chauvinism
On album:
V0120 (Kinky Friedman/Proud To Be An A**Hole From El Paso (Video))
Track ID:
35228
Member Texas Jewboys:
Shelby, Jeff ("Jewford")
Member Texas Jewboys:
Culpepper, Thomas William ("Wichita")
Artist:
Texas Jewboys
Member Texas Jewboys/Performer:
Boles, Buster ("BB")
Member Texas Jewboys:
Sloman, Larry ("Washington Ratso")
Vocal/Director Texas Jewboys:
Friedman, Kinky
Performer:
Moll, Richard
Performer:
Buzzi, Ruth
First line:
You uppity women I don't understand, why you gotta go try act like a man,
Language:
English
Style:
Country

Asshole From El Paso (Video)

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Jacobs, Ken "Snakebite"
Author:
Chavin, Chinga (Prob. Pseudonym).
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Satire/El Paso/Status Quo/Prejudice/Virgins/Mexicans/Morals
Additional song notes:
Sometimes listed as "Arsehole."
On album:
V0120 (Kinky Friedman/Proud To Be An A**Hole From El Paso (Video))
Track ID:
35236
Vocal/Director Texas Jewboys:
Friedman, Kinky
Member Texas Jewboys:
Shelby, Jeff ("Jewford")
Artist:
Texas Jewboys
Member Texas Jewboys:
Sloman, Larry ("Washington Ratso")
Member Texas Jewboys:
Culpepper, Thomas William ("Wichita")
Member Texas Jewboys:
Boles, Buster ("BB")
Member Texas Jewboys:
Jacobs, Ken "Snakebite"
Member Texas Jewboys:
Skycab Adam
First line:
We don't have no love ins in el paso, we dont go to porno picture shows
Language:
English
Style:
Country/Pop

They Ain't Makin Jews Like Jesus Anymore

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Novelty/Country Rock/Satire
Subject:
Bigotry/Racism/Violence/Surprise/Jews/Jesus/Stereotype
Origin:
Ephemera 797/Ephemera 1491
Related information in folder 797:
Comments:
1. Text of song
Related information in folder 820:
Comments:
1. Text of They Ain't Makin Jews Like Jesus Anymore
On album:
N-031(a) (Now That Sounds Kosher)
Track ID:
33811
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Artist:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Well, a red-necked nerd in a bowling shirt was a guzzling a Lone Star beer,
Language:
English
Style:
Country Western
Length:
3:22

Sold American

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Has-been/Cowboy Singer/American Dream/Loss/Poverty/Pawn Shop
Related information in folder 830:
Comments:
1. Text of Sold American, from internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33882
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Faded jaded falling cowboy star
Language:
English
Style:
Live Concert

Before All Hell Breaks Loose

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Country/Dixieland
Subject:
Humor/Judgement Day/Armaggedon
Related information in folder 829:
Comments:
1. Text of Before All Hell Breaks Loose, from the internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33883
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Time to resign from the human race
Language:
English
Style:
Studio

The Ballad Of Charles Whitman

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Satire/Shooting Rampage/Tower/Historical
Related information in folder 828:
Comments:
1. Text of The Ballad of Charles Whitman from the internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33884
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up instrumentals and vocals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
He was sitting up there for more than an hour
Track comment:
In the style of Johnny Cash
Language:
English
Style:
Studio

Waitret, Please, Waitret

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Boles, "BB" Buster (Major)
Author:
West, Roscoe
Genre:
Country/Americana/Pop
Subject:
Humor/Sexual Innuendo/Accent/Speech defect
Related information in folder 827:
Comments:
1. Text of Waitret, Please, Waitret from the Internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33885
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Instrumentals and Vocals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day
Language:
English
Style:
Studio

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Composer:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Humor/Women's Liberation/Male Chauvinism
Related information in folder 826:
Comments:
1. Text of Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and your Buns in the bed from the internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33886
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Instrumentals and Vocals:
Texas Jewboys
Violin:
Culpepper,Thomas "Wichita"
Kazoo:
Shelby, Jeff "Jewford"
First line:
You uppity women I don't understand…
Language:
English
Style:
Live concert

Asshole From El Paso

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Jacobs, Ken "Snakebite"
Author:
Chavin, Chinga (Prob. Pseudonym).
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Satire/El Paso/Status Quo/Prejudice/Virgins/Mexicans/Morals
Origin:
Ephemera 1103/Ephemera 1491
Additional song notes:
Sometimes listed as "Arsehole."
Related information in folder 819:
Comments:
1. Text of Asshole From El Paso from internet.
Related information in folder 1103:
Comments:
1. Lyrics from internet
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33887
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
Vocals:
Friedman, Kinky
First line:
We don't have no love-ins in El Paso
Language:
English
Style:
Live Concet

People Who Read People Magazine

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Folk/Country
Subject:
Common folk/Fallen Dreams
Related information in folder 825:
Comments:
1. Text of People Who Read People Magazine from the internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33888
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Wel, I'm here to say I got turned away from Studio 54
Language:
English
Style:
Studio

Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Rock
Subject:
Death/50's Culture/Beaver Cleaver(?)
Related information in folder 824:
Comments:
1. Text of Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33889
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Instrumentals and Vocals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
She climbed the stairs that mornin'
Language:
English
Style:
Studio

We ReserveThe Right To Refuse Service

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Goldberg, Rick
Author:
Maizel, J.
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Satire/Discrimination/Anti-Semitism/Classism/Pacifism/Heaven
Related information in folder 823:
Comments:
1. Text of We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33890
Vocals:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
While traveling through the Lone Star State
First line (English):
W
Language:
English
Style:
Live Concert

Homo Erectus

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Finley, Danny
Author:
Red, Panama (Prob. Pseudonym)
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Humor/Wordplay/College/Student-Professor Love
Origin:
Ephemera 1491
Additional song notes:
Melody similar to a college "fight" song
Related information in folder 811:
Comments:
1. Text of Homo Erectus, from internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33891
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
Accordion:
Shelby, Jeff "Jewford"
First line:
Left barber college, searching for knowledge
Language:
English
Style:
Live Concert

Ride 'Em Jewboy

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Jews/Holocaust/Diaspora/Identity/Memory
Origin:
Ephemera 1491
Related information in folder 821:
Comments:
1. Text of Ride 'Em Jewboy from internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33892
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Ride, ride 'em Jewboy, right 'em all aound the old corral
Language:
Language

The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Parks, Van Dyke
Genre:
Country
Subject:
Retirement/Vegetating/Pop Culture
Related information in folder 822:
Comments:
1. Text of The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park from internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33893
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
An L.A. Coke-dealer, a Georgia faith-healer
First line (English):
A
Language:
English

Rock N' Roll Across The USA

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Author:
Red, Panama (Prob. Pseudonym)
Genre:
Rock
Subject:
Historical Humor/Golden Rule/Pilate/Indian Chiefs/Progress
Origin:
Ephemera 1491
Related information in folder 817:
Comments:
1. Text of Rock N' Across The USA from internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33894
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Jesus said to Pilate, remember the Golden Rule
Language:
English
Style:
Studio

Old Ben Lucas

Author:
Friedman, Kinky
Genre:
Children /Country/Gross
Subject:
Humor/Mucus / Nose/Booger
Related information in folder 831:
Comments:
1. Text of Ol' Ben Lucas, from internet.
On album:
K-098(b) (The Best of Kinky Friedman)
Track ID:
33895
Vocal:
Friedman, Kinky
Back-up Vocals and Instrumentals:
Texas Jewboys
First line:
Ol Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Track comment:
Kids song with children's voices on track.
Language:
English
Style:
Studio