Songs written or composed
Blame The Jews (Video)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Humorous/Satire/Scurrilous/Vulgar/Anti-Catholic
- Subject:
- Pope/Cardinals/Jews/Fault/Anti-Semitism/Anti-Italian/Jesus
- Additional song notes:
- This song is restricted and may be played only with permission of the archive curator.
Recording
- On album:
- J-050(a) (Zev Jabotinsky/ Interview January 1931 — זאב ז'בוטנסקי \ דרום אפריקה)
- Track ID:
- 36026
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- People eatem their own dreckem, You can quvetshm blamem vaticum,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Gregorian Chant/Neopolitian Folk Song
What The Hell Is Simchas Torah?
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Pop/Holiday/Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Holidays/Simkhas Torah/Ignorance
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36123
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- Hanukah's the one with the Maccabees, the menorah and the dreydl song,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock
Today I Am A Man, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Haftora Chant/Ritual
- Subject:
- Bar Mitzvah
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36124
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- Haftorah Chant
- Language:
- Hebrew
- Style:
- Chant
- Length:
- 0:16
Today I Am A Man (Altman)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Humor/Bawdy/Raunchy/Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Presents/Adolescence/Ritual/Pubic Hairs/Suit/Family/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36125
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- I've got two pubic hairs and a three piece suit - today I am a man,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock
- Length:
- 3:58
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36298
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Bass/Banjo/Drums:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- First line:
- I've got two pubic hairs and a three piece suit-today I am a man, I'm getting...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:56
Be My Little Shabos Goy
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Waltz/NoveltyRaunchy/Bawdy
- Subject:
- Sabbath/Observance/Elevator/Fire/Money/Toilet Paper
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36126
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- It's friday night and here's my plight, I got no right to turn on the light,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Waltz/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:20
Christian Baby Blood
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Anti Semitic/Drinking Song/Sarcastic/Outrageous
- Subject:
- Blood Libel/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
- Additional song notes:
- Sung in the style of an Irish drinking song
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36127
- Vocal/Irish Drum:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- Vocal:
- Mendyke, Mike
- First line:
- When Christian scribes revised the bible, ever wise they revised the blood libel
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Irish Dialect/Novelty
- Length:
- 2:58
Jews For Jesus, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Spoken Word
- Subject:
- Conversion/Loyalty/Anger/Disdain/Pamphlet
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36128
- Vocal:
- Spurney, Jon
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Spoken Word
- Length:
- 0:30
Jews For Jesus
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Novelty/Militant/Bawdy/Raunchy
- Subject:
- Conversion/Turncoat/Traitor/Violence/Rage
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36129
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- I've never been the most observant Jew, after my bar mitzvah I was through,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock/Militant
- Length:
- 4:40
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36293
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- First line:
- I've never been the most observant Jew, after my bar mitvah I was through,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 4:13
Blow Murray Blow
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Swing/Punk Rock/Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy
- Subject:
- Yom Kipur/Sins/Atonement/Shofar/Forgivness/Repentance
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36130
- Vocal/Shofar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- It's a good night for the scalpers, every ticket has sold out, 500 bucks on ebay
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Swing/Punk Rock
- Length:
- 4:22
Long Tongue Shloime
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Raunchy/Vulgar/Outrageous
- Subject:
- Women/Husbands/Revenge/Appearance/Two Tongues
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Another Inch
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Fox Trot/Raunchy/Bawdy
- Subject:
- Penis/Enlargement/RemedyLength/Vagina/
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36132
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- I'm blessed with a sunny demeanor - I'm graced with the gift of gab,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Fox Trot
- Length:
- 4:13
They Tried to Kill Us (We Survived Let's Eat)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Rhumba/Parody
- Subject:
- Persecution/Survival/Farrakhan/Plagues/MemoryPharoh/Hitler
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/ Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36133
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Vocal:
- BAM Cafe Audience
- Vocal:
- Jenn's Audience
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- We were slaves to pharaoh in Egypt, the year was 1492, Hitler had just invaded..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rhumba
- Length:
- 2:49
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36292
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guiter/Bass/Banjo/Melodica:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Audiences NYC, Murrieta & Monrovia, CA
- First line:
- We were slaves to pharoh in Egypt, the year was 1492, Hitler had just invaded...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rhumba/Latin
- Length:
- 2:59
Taller Than Jesus
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Jesus/Appearance/Height/Miracles/Light Bulb/Basketball
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36134
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Drums:
- Golden, Bob
- Keys:
- McGinty, Joe
- Guitar:
- Maile, Julian
- Bass:
- Hemphill, Buster
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- First line:
- I'm not bragging - don't mean to blaspheme - but Jesus was a short dude,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock
- Length:
- 4:14
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36300
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Drums:
- Golden, Bob
- Bass:
- Hemphill, Buster
- Guitar:
- Maile, Julian
- Vocal:
- Jenn's Audience
- First line:
- I'm not bragging - don't mean to blaspheme, but Jesus was a short dude...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 4:14
My Pact With Satan
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Jazz/
- Subject:
- Contract/Pact/Success/Stardom/Promises/Soul
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36135
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- Trombone/Trumpet:
- Garchik, Jacob
- First line:
- Satan, Satan - hear my plea, success has somewhat eluded me & rumor has it you..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock/Jazz
- Length:
- 4:13
Just Too Jew For You
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Bawdy/Raunchy
- Subject:
- Stereotype/Mismatch/Wasp/Ethnicity/Identity
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36136
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- Roll over here to my side of the bed, it's been a year - who knows where we're..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/NoveltyPunk Rock
- Length:
- 4:08
I Just Wanna Be Sedated
- Author:
- Ramone, Dee Dee
- Author:
- Ramone, Joey
- Author:
- Ramone, Johnny
- Author:
- Ramone, Tommy
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Ramone, Dee Dee
- Composer:
- Ramone, Joey
- Composer:
- Ramone, Johnny
- Genre:
- Pop/Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Flying/Fear/Drugs/Sedation/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
- Additional song notes:
- Internet credits Ramones with the lyrics. Album liner notes to Album U-008(b) credits Sean Altman as composer and Sean Altman, Hyman, Cummings and Colvin as wrtiting the lyrics.
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36137
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Horn Arrangement/Sax/Clarinet:
- Evelt, Mike
- First line:
- Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated, nothin' to do...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/PunkRock
- Length:
- 3:30
Hot Jewish Chicks
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Ribald/Humorous/Bawdy/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Women/Jewish/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
They Tried To Kill Us, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Parody/Humor
- Subject:
- Hebrew School/Teacher
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36291
- Vocal:
- Shelly, Gabriella
- First line:
- Class, settle down, Rob and Shawn are going to deliver their report on Passover.
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Spoken Word
- Length:
- 0:19
A Little Off the Top, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Ribald/Humorous/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Circumcision/Penis/Hands
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36294
- Vocal:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- Listen you really don't need to worry, I've performed thousands of circumcisions
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Novelty/Spoken Word
- Length:
- 2:42
ALittle Off The Top
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Humorous/Ribald/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Penis/Circumcision/Care/Experience/Glans
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36295
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Vocal:
- Babcock, Audrey
- Horn Arrangement/Sax/Flute/Penny Whistle:
- McGinnis, Mike
- Trumpet/Trombone:
- Garchik, Jacob
- First line:
- Just a little off the top, that's all, that's all, a little off the top,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- PopNovelty
- Length:
- 2:46
Jews Jews Jews
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Satire/Ribald/Humor
- Subject:
- Sterotypes/Freud/Materiality/Blood Libel/Bankers/Songwriters
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36296
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- First line:
- Jews are circumcised & that's why we're under-sized, but a girl with a ten carat
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rock
- Length:
- 3:41
Jdate
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humor/Satire/Ribald
- Subject:
- Single/Dating/Conversation/Appearance
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
The Porno Made Me Do It, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Noveltyt/Humor/Spoken Word/Kvetching
- Subject:
- Pornography/Attraction/Pornographer/Repulsion
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36301
- Vocal/Kvetcher:
- Goldstein, Al
- First line:
- What the hell, it's always the same thing, everybody likes pornography,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Spoken Word/Kvetching
- Length:
- 0:29
The Porno Made Me Do It
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy/Humorous/Vulgqr/Blasphemous
- Subject:
- Pornography/Excuse/Involuntary/Violence/Confession/God
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36302
- Synth/drum Programming:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- I was walking down the swtreet, thinking 'bout a vacation, I was on my way home,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rock
- Length:
- 3:44
Reuben The Hooked-Nosed Reindeer
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Reindeer/Semitic/Stereotype/Servitude
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36304
- Vocal/Guitar/Glock:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Detro, Matt
- First line:
- In all the songs of Christmas, passed down from days of old, the tale of the...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:31
Hanukah With Monica
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humor/Raunchy/Bawdy/Vulger/Satirical
- Subject:
- Monica Lewinsky/President/Cigar/Oval Office/Dress
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36305
- Vocal/Glock/Mouth Trumpet/Drum Programming:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- The underwear she wore was so erotica, she liked to serve 'cause she was...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Swing
- Length:
- 2:33
Other tracks with this artist
It's Good To Be A Jew At Christmas
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Parody
- Subject:
- Christmas/Identity/Food/Hanukah/Comparison
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36307
- Vocal/Glock/Mouth Trumpet:
- Altman, Sean
- Drums:
- Kennedy, Miles
- Guitar:
- Caffrey, Mike
- First line:
- I've never known the giddy joys of other Christmas girls and boys, I never sat..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Parody/Fox Trot
- Length:
- 2:03
I'm Better Looking...
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Appearance/Attranction/Comparisons
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36299
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Backup Vocal:
- Ezbiznsky, Lisa
- Backup Vocal:
- Kamali, Peter
- Keyboard:
- Pieck, Mike
- First line:
- I'm better looking than the guy you're going out with, I'm inches taller than...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:48