Songs written or composed
Today I Am A Man (Altman)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Humor/Bawdy/Raunchy/Punk Rock/Novelty
- Subject:
- Presents/Adolescence/Ritual/Pubic Hairs/Suit/Family/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36125
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- I've got two pubic hairs and a three piece suit - today I am a man,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock
- Length:
- 3:58
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36298
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Bass/Banjo/Drums:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- First line:
- I've got two pubic hairs and a three piece suit-today I am a man, I'm getting...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:56
Jews For Jesus, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Spoken Word
- Subject:
- Conversion/Loyalty/Anger/Disdain/Pamphlet
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36128
- Vocal:
- Spurney, Jon
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Spoken Word
- Length:
- 0:30
Jews For Jesus
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Punk Rock/Novelty/Militant/Bawdy/Raunchy
- Subject:
- Conversion/Turncoat/Traitor/Violence/Rage
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36129
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- I've never been the most observant Jew, after my bar mitzvah I was through,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Punk Rock/Militant
- Length:
- 4:40
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36293
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- First line:
- I've never been the most observant Jew, after my bar mitvah I was through,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 4:13
Blow Murray Blow
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Swing/Punk Rock/Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy
- Subject:
- Yom Kipur/Sins/Atonement/Shofar/Forgivness/Repentance
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081
Recording
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36130
- Vocal/Shofar:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- It's a good night for the scalpers, every ticket has sold out, 500 bucks on ebay
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Swing/Punk Rock
- Length:
- 4:22
They Tried to Kill Us (We Survived Let's Eat)
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Genre:
- Rhumba/Parody
- Subject:
- Persecution/Survival/Farrakhan/Plagues/MemoryPharoh/Hitler
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1081/ Ephemera 1101
Recordings
- On album:
- U-088(b)
- Track ID:
- 36133
- Vocal/Guitar:
- Altman, Sean
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Vocal:
- BAM Cafe Audience
- Vocal:
- Jenn's Audience
- Guitar/Bass/Drum Programming/Keyboards:
- Spurney, Jon
- First line:
- We were slaves to pharaoh in Egypt, the year was 1492, Hitler had just invaded..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rhumba
- Length:
- 2:49
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36292
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guiter/Bass/Banjo/Melodica:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Audiences NYC, Murrieta & Monrovia, CA
- First line:
- We were slaves to pharoh in Egypt, the year was 1492, Hitler had just invaded...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rhumba/Latin
- Length:
- 2:59
Hot Jewish Chicks
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Ribald/Humorous/Bawdy/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Women/Jewish/
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
They Tried To Kill Us, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Parody/Humor
- Subject:
- Hebrew School/Teacher
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36291
- Vocal:
- Shelly, Gabriella
- First line:
- Class, settle down, Rob and Shawn are going to deliver their report on Passover.
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Spoken Word
- Length:
- 0:19
A Little Off the Top, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Ribald/Humorous/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Circumcision/Penis/Hands
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36294
- Vocal:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- Listen you really don't need to worry, I've performed thousands of circumcisions
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Novelty/Spoken Word
- Length:
- 2:42
ALittle Off The Top
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Humorous/Ribald/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Penis/Circumcision/Care/Experience/Glans
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36295
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- Vocal:
- Babcock, Audrey
- Horn Arrangement/Sax/Flute/Penny Whistle:
- McGinnis, Mike
- Trumpet/Trombone:
- Garchik, Jacob
- First line:
- Just a little off the top, that's all, that's all, a little off the top,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- PopNovelty
- Length:
- 2:46
Jews Jews Jews
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Satire/Ribald/Humor
- Subject:
- Sterotypes/Freud/Materiality/Blood Libel/Bankers/Songwriters
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36296
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar/Bass:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Drums:
- Waldmann, Clem
- Piano/Keyboards:
- McGinty, Joe
- Vocal:
- Dukach, Inna
- First line:
- Jews are circumcised & that's why we're under-sized, but a girl with a ten carat
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rock
- Length:
- 3:41
Jdate
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humor/Satire/Ribald
- Subject:
- Single/Dating/Conversation/Appearance
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
I'm Better Looking...
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Appearance/Attranction/Comparisons
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
The Porno Made Me Do It, Intro
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Noveltyt/Humor/Spoken Word/Kvetching
- Subject:
- Pornography/Attraction/Pornographer/Repulsion
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36301
- Vocal/Kvetcher:
- Goldstein, Al
- First line:
- What the hell, it's always the same thing, everybody likes pornography,...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Spoken Word/Kvetching
- Length:
- 0:29
The Porno Made Me Do It
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy/Humorous/Vulgqr/Blasphemous
- Subject:
- Pornography/Excuse/Involuntary/Violence/Confession/God
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36302
- Synth/drum Programming:
- Greenwalt, Roger
- Vocal:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- I was walking down the swtreet, thinking 'bout a vacation, I was on my way home,
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Rock
- Length:
- 3:44
Reuben The Hooked-Nosed Reindeer
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Raunchy/Bawdy/Vulgar
- Subject:
- Reindeer/Semitic/Stereotype/Servitude
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36304
- Vocal/Guitar/Glock:
- Altman, Sean
- Guitar:
- Detro, Matt
- First line:
- In all the songs of Christmas, passed down from days of old, the tale of the...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 3:31
Hanukah With Monica
- Author:
- Altman, Sean
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Altman, Sean
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Humor/Raunchy/Bawdy/Vulger/Satirical
- Subject:
- Monica Lewinsky/President/Cigar/Oval Office/Dress
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36305
- Vocal/Glock/Mouth Trumpet/Drum Programming:
- Altman, Sean
- First line:
- The underwear she wore was so erotica, she liked to serve 'cause she was...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Swing
- Length:
- 2:33
It's Good To Be A Jew At Chrstmas, Intro
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Spoken Word
- Subject:
- Family/Song/Singing/Chanukah
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36306
- First line:
- There's nothing like singing together for good old family fun, get into the...
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty
- Length:
- 0:09
It's Good To Be A Jew At Christmas
- Author:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Composer:
- Tannenbaum, Rob
- Genre:
- Novelty/Parody
- Subject:
- Christmas/Identity/Food/Hanukah/Comparison
- Origin:
- Ephemera 1101
Recording
- On album:
- U-008(a) (What I Like About Jew/ Unorthodox/ Songs by Sean Altman and Rob Tannenbaum)
- Track ID:
- 36307
- Vocal/Glock/Mouth Trumpet:
- Altman, Sean
- Drums:
- Kennedy, Miles
- Guitar:
- Caffrey, Mike
- First line:
- I've never known the giddy joys of other Christmas girls and boys, I never sat..
- Language:
- English
- Style:
- Pop/Novelty/Parody/Fox Trot
- Length:
- 2:03